Tommy John,

I’m a HUGE fan of my Tommy John clothing, and wanted to make a suggestion.  My family watches American Idol every week, and to this day I wonder why Simon Cowell wears those hideous Froot of the Loom V-neck undershirts on America’s most popular TV show.  How can a guy who drives a million dollar Bugatti Veyron step out wearing a mass produced, cheap undershirt in front of millions of viewers every week?  

Have you thought about introducing Simon Cowell to Tommy John?  Your Tommy John Casual Deep Vneck T in white or black (we all know he wouldn’t dare try a green shirt, and Randy Jackson mentioned last night) would be PERFECT for him! 

I’m sure Paula Abdul would be thankful… it seems like those two are closer than ever this season… and not to mention the millions of American Idol fans who tune in every week and cringe at his undershirts.  Last night, he even had a loose string hanging from his sleeve!  An undershirt and jeans are a perfect combo, but he needs to step it up in quality a few notches, and Tommy John can help!

Sincerely,

Steve in Los Angeles